Dear Little Elf who I have never seen,
It was cute when I noticed little things being moved from where they belong. I even enjoyed when you would hide the husband’s keys, wallet, and even his belt. I forgave you when you took my knitpicks needle sizer for several hours only to put it right in front of my face.
Little Elf…I’m about ready to kick you out. Please return the husband’s koigu socks immediately. I promised someone a picture of them, and now she probably thinks I’m a flake because of your little joke. Not to mention, you touched the koigu!
I am going to go watch Survivor and Grey’s Anatomy. When I’m done those socks better be back in the dresser. If they are not, you better start looking for a new family.